Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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