She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
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First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
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yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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