i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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