There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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