is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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