Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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