OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
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If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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