Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
sarcasm needs its own font
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
