Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
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I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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