Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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