i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I am naked and annoyed.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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