It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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