Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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