Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
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Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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