soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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