Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
how does that bad decision feel?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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