return my video game
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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