Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i want to swaddle you in tequila
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
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