So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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