Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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