My brain says no but my pants say off.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
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