You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
