no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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