I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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