In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
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Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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