The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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