Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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