Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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