I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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