just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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