Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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