I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
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It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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