That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Rumble strips road head = magical
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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