I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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