I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
