fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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Focus
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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