Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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