Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
My vagina just clenched in fear
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