i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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