My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
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ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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