i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
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I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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