Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
how does that bad decision feel?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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