Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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