She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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