how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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