Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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