did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
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I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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