We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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