Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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