Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
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