This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
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The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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