HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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