I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
There's always time for handjobs
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Randomize
